[MUSIC]
>> HOW DID YOU DROP
YOUR TEXTBOOK IN THE WATER?
>> AH, MY BATHTUB
STUDY TRAY BROKE.
>> YOU HAVE A BATHTUB
STUDY TRAY?
>> YEAH.
>> OH MY GOD.
>> HI.
>> HEY.
>> 'YO.
WHY DO YOU HAVE A BOWLING BOWL?
>> DON'T ASK WHY.
JUST PRETEND YOU DON'T SEE IT
AND THAT WAY, WE WON'T BE A PART
OF THE TRAGEDY
THAT'S ABOUT TO HAPPEN.
>> HEY, ALL SET.
>> OKAY, PEOPLE,
UNLESS YOU'RE A BOWLING PIN,
MOVE.
[CHEERING]
>> HA, NO WAY YOU CAN KNOCK
BOTH OF THEM DOWN.
>> DON'T DOUBT MY BALL SKILLS.
>> WHAT'S WRONG
WITH MS. ACKERMAN?
>> WHAT'D YOU DO TO HER, SAM?
>> I KNOW WHY
MISS ACKERMAN IS UPSET.
>> WHY?
>> WHAT HAPPENED?
>> HER BOYFRIEND
DUMPED HER LAST NIGHT.
>> NO WAY.
>> WHAT?
>> YUP.
YOU DIDN'T HEAR IT FROM ME.
[BELL RINGING]
>> WE GOT TO GET TO CLASS.
>> SURE.
RIGHT AFTER I KNOCK DOWN
THESE LAST TWO PINS.
>> WITH ONE THROW?
NOT POSSIBLE.
>> WE'LL SEE.
>> OW.
>> I'LL CALL THE SCHOOL NURSE.
>> IN FIVE, FOUR, THREE, TWO--
[MUSIC]
* I KNOW YOU SEE *
* SOMEHOW THE WORLD *
* WILL CHANGE FOR ME *
* AND BE SO WONDERFUL *
* LIVE LIFE *
* BREATHE AIR *
* I KNOW SOMEHOW *
* WE'RE GONNA GET THERE *
* AND FEEL SO WONDERFUL *
* IT'S ALL FOR REAL *
* I'M TELLING YOU *
* JUST HOW I FEEL *
* SO WAKE UP THE MEMBERS *
* OF MY NATION *
* IT'S YOUR TIME TO BE *
* THERE'S NO CHANCE *
* UNLESS YOU TAKE ONE *
* NOW'S THE TIME *
* TO SEE THE BRIGHTER SIDE *
* OF EVERY SITUATION *
* SOME THINGS ARE MEANT TO BE *
* SO GIVE IT YOUR BEST *
* AND LEAVE THE REST TO ME *
* LEAVE IT ALL TO ME *
* JUST LEAVE IT ALL TO ME *
[MUSIC]
>> THIS IS SUPER WEIRD.
>> SHE'S BEEN LIKE THAT
FOR 20 MINUTES.
>> I'M GONNA GO TALK TO HER.
MISS ACKERMAN, ARE YOU OKAY?
>> YES.
SIT DOWN.
>> OKAY.
>> NOW, I WANT YOU ALL TO WRITE
A 10-PAGE ESSAY
ON THE LOUISIANA PURCHASE.
>> UM, WE HAVEN'T EVEN GOTTEN
TO THAT CHAPTER YET.
>> TOO BAD.
SOMETIMES, THINGS HAPPEN
YOU'RE NOT PREPARED FOR.
>> BUT HOW ARE WE SUPPOSE
TO WRITE AN ESSAY ON SOMETHING
YOU HAVEN'T TAUGHT US ABOUT YET?
>> I DON'T NEED YOUR SASS,
CARLY SHAY.
>> SASS?
>> LOOK, IT'S NOT FAIR
TO MAKE US WRITE 10 PAGES--
>> LET'S MAKE IT 15 PAGES,
YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT.
OW.
I'M GONNA GO GET SOME ASPIRIN.
START READING CHAPTER WHATEVER.
>> I'M NOT SASSY.
>> HER BOYFRIEND
MUST HAVE DUMPED HER HARD.
>> NO KIDDING.
THE LADY IS LOSING IT.
>> SOMETIMES I'M BOLD,
BUT I'M NEVER SASSY.
>> FREDDIE,
WHY AREN'T YOU READING
CHAPTER WHATEVER?
>> OH, UM, 'CAUSE I DROPPED
MY TEXTBOOK IN THE BATHTUB
LAST NIGHT.
>> OF COURSE.
YOU MEN ARE ALL THE SAME.
YOU LOSE INTEREST
IN YOUR TEXTBOOK
AND THEN YOU JUST DUMP IT
IN YOUR FILTHY BATH WATER.
>> MS. ACKERMAN, YOU DON'T NEED
TO YELL AT FREDDIE IN FRONT
OF THE WHOLE CLASS.
>> OH, LOOK, MORE BACK TALK
FROM THE SASS MASTER.
>> I AM NOT THE SASS MASTER.
AND IT'S WRONG FOR YOU
TO BE MEAN TO FREDDIE
JUST 'CAUSE YOUR BOYFRIEND
BROKE UP WITH YOU.
>> WOW, CARLS.
MAYBE YOU ARE THE SASS MASTER.
>> YOU GO STRAIGHT
TO THE PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE.
>> WHAT?
>> YOU HEARD ME.
>> BUT--
>> GO.
>> WHY DO I--
>> NOW.
>> MISS--
>> GET OUT.
>> OH.
[MUSIC]
>> F, F, F.
>> EXCUSE ME, MS. ACKERMAN.
>> WHAT?
>> I'M SPENCER SHAY,
CARLY'S OLDER BROTHER.
>> WHAT DO YOU HAVE THERE?
>> FROZEN YOGURT.
>> THERE'S NO EATING
IN MY CLASSROOM.
SIT DOWN.
>> YES, MA'AM.
SO, PRINCIPAL FRANKLIN SAID
YOU WANTED TO SPEAK TO ME
ABOUT CARLY'S BEHAVIOR.
>> THAT'S RIGHT.
SHE SASSED ME
IN FRONT OF MY ENTIRE CLASS.
>> RIGHT.
WE TALKED ABOUT IT
AND SHE REGRETS HER SASS.
BUT SHE FELT SHE NEEDED
TO DEFEND FREDDIE.
SHE FELT LIKE
IT WASN'T FAIR FOR--
DID I--DID I SAY SOMETHING?
HEY, COME ON.
DON'T CRY.
BLUE SKIES.
>> NO.
>> WHY ARE YOU CRYING?
>> WELL, THIS IS HOW I USE
TO GET CARLY TO STOP CRYING
WHEN SHE WAS LITTLE.
>> OH.
>> AND IF THAT DIDN'T WORK,
LITTLE CARLY CAN EXPECT
A SURPRISE VISIT
FROM THE TICKLE MONSTER.
>> OH, NO, NO!
I CAN'T TAKE--
I CAN'T TAKE THIS.
STOP.
I'M SORRY.
JUST THAT I RECENTLY BROKE UP
WITH MY BOYFRIEND
AND IT'S BEEN ROUGH.
>> OH, DON'T BEAT YOURSELF UP.
WE'VE ALL BEEN THROUGH
SOME BAD BREAKUPS.
>> YEAH.
SO, DO YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND NOW
OR--
>> NOPE, I GOT A GOLDFISH,
BUT WE'RE JUST FRIENDS.
>> SO, DO YOU WANNA GO
GET SOME COFFEE OR SOMETHING?
>> SURE.
I MAKE GREAT COFFEE.
I ALSO HAVE COOKIES,
THE SOFT KIND.
>> REALLY?
>> UH-HUH.
WANNA COME OVER?
>> THAT SOUNDS NICE.
>> WELL THEN,
THROUGH THE DOOR, TEACHER LADY.
IT'S OKAY, LITTLE GUY.
[MUSIC]
>> OH.
>> YOU WANT ME TO STOP?
>> NO, IT HURTS TOO GOOD.
>> MISS ACKERMAN?
>> OH, HI, CARLY.
>> HI.
UH, NOT THAT I'M NOT HAPPY
TO SEE YOU,
BUT WHY ARE YOU HERE
STANDING ON MY BROTHER?
>> 'CAUSE SHE HAS MAGIC FEET.
OH.
>> I SPENT SIX MONTHS
IN THAILAND LEARNING THE ART
OF BACK-WALKING MASSAGE.
>> OH, THOSE THAILAMANIANS
TAUGHT YOU GOOD.
>> SO, COFFEE, SNACKS,
BACK-WALKING.
WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?
>> WELL, AFTER OUR
GUARDIAN-TEACHER CONFERENCE
AT YOUR SCHOOL,
WE DECIDED TO COME BACK HERE
FOR COFFEE AND COOKIES.
>> SOFT COOKIES.
>> OKAY.
WELL, I'M JUST GONNA GO UPSTAIRS
AND TRY TO MAKE MYSELF
COMFORTABLE WITH ALL THIS.
>> NO, WHY DON'T YOU
HANG DOWN HERE WITH US
FOR A WHILE?
>> YOU CAN WATCH ME GIVE SPENCER
A HAIRCUT.
>> TRY IT AND I'LL CALL
THE SCISSOR POLICE.
>> OH, GIVE ME THAT HAIR.
>> NO.
>> GIVE ME--
COME HERE, SPENCER--
>> I LOVE MY HAIR.
I LOVE IT.
>> COME ON.
>> IT'S ALL LUXURIOUS.
>> A LITTLE BIT.
>> NO.
>> I KNOW YOU'VE
BEEN VERY PRETTY.
>> NO.
>> OKAY, EVERYONE.
I KNOW YOU WERE ALL EXPECTING
A TEST TODAY,
BUT INSTEAD I'VE DECIDED
TO GIVE YOU ALL A-PLUSES
AND CARAMEL APPLES.
>> OH, YEAH.
>> PASS THOSE AROUND
WHILE I MAKE A PHONE CALL.
>> OKAY.
SPENCER DATING MISS ACKERMAN
IS THE BEST THING
THAT'S HAPPENED AT THIS SCHOOL
SINCE THAT LUNCH LADY
FELL IN THAT GIANT GRAVY POT.
>> HI, SPENCER.
NO, I WAS JUST MISSING YOU.
YEAH.
DID YOU GET MY TEXT MESSAGE?
DID YOU THINK IT WAS CUTE?
NO, YOU ARE.
OH MY, STOP IT, I CAN'T TAKE IT.
>> IT'S JUST A LITTLE WEIRD
SEEING A TEACHER IN MY HOUSE.
>> WEIRD, HOW?
>> WEIRD LIKE
WHEN SHE COMES OVER FOR DINNER,
I FEEL LIKE
I HAVE TO RAISE MY HAND TO SAY,
"PASS THE PEAS."
>> EWW, PEAS?
>> NOT THE POINT.
>> YEAH, THE POINT IS
THIS COULD NOT GET BETTER.
>> HEY, KIDS.
INSTEAD OF CLASS TOMORROW,
HOW WOULD YOU ALL LIKE TO COME
ICE SKATING WITH SPENCER AND ME?
>> YEAH.
>> JUST GOT BETTER.
[MUSIC]
[OVEN BELL RINGING]
>> AH.
[DOORBELL CHIMING]
CARLY, COULD YOU GET THE DOOR?
I'M NOT DRESSED YET.
>> OKAY.
OH, MISS ACKERMAN,
YOU LOOK SORT OF LIKE HOT.
>> REALLY?
>> YEAH.
COME ON IN.
SPENCER IS JUST FINISHING
GETTING DRESSED.
>> OH, HEY.
I--I JUST GOT THE NEW CABLE
FOR THE--WHOA.
>> I ALSO SAID "WHOA."
>> HI, FREDDIE.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
>> I WAS JUST, UH, COMING OVER
TO HELP--WORK ON A WEB SHOW
WITH CARLY.
WHOA.
>> OKAY,
WHY DON'T WE GO UPSTAIRS
BEFORE YOU START DROOLING?
>> HAVE FUN, YOU GUYS.
>> GO.
>> WOW, YOU LOOK FANTASTIC.
>> THANKS.
I GOT YOU A PRESENT.
>> WHAT FOR?
>> OUR ONE WEEK ANNIVERSARY.
>> AH, HOW GREAT ARE YOU?
>> VERY.
OPEN IT.
>> NO, A PEARPOD?
>> UH-HUH, AND IT'S LOADED UP
WITH 500 OF THE BEST SONGS EVER.
>> FIVE HUNDRED SONGS,
THAT MUST'VE COST YOU A FORTUNE.
>> NO.
NO, PEARPOD WASN'T CHEAP,
BUT I JUST DOWNLOADED THE SONGS
FROM ONE OF THOSE
MUSIC-SHARING WEBSITES.
OH, I THINK YOU'VE GOT SOMETHING
BOILING OVER IN YOUR STOVE.
>> AH.
WHEW, YOU SAVED MY SOUP'S LIFE,
WHICH MEANS YOU DESERVE
SOME PASSION FRUIT PUNCH.
>> HMM, SWEET.
>> UH-HUH.
UH-HUH.
>> UHM.
>> UH-HUH.
>> SO, WHERE WERE YOU TODAY
BETWEEN 3:15 AND 3:40?
>> WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
>> I CALLED YOU ONE, TWO, THREE,
FOUR, FIVE, SIX TIMES
BETWEEN 3:15 AND 3:40
AND YOU DIDN'T PICK UP.
>> YOU WRITE DOWN
EVERY TIME YOU CALL ME?
>> WELL, WE'RE DATING.
I'D LIKE TO KNOW WHERE YOU ARE.
>> EVERY MINUTE OF EVERY DAY?
>> YES.
>> REALLY?
>> REALLY.
>> OH.
I'M GONNA GO CARVE
MR. CHICKEN NOW.
>> ALL RIGHT.
SO, WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU WERE?
JUST TAKE A GUESS.
>> I--I DON'T KNOW.
I THINK, UH, MAYBE I WAS--
>> LIAR.
LOVE ME.
>> AH.
[MUSIC]
>> OKAY, HOW ABOUT THIS?
WHAT IF YOU GUYS
DO AN "ICARLY" SEGMENT
WHERE YOU COMPARE VEGETABLES?
>> WHAT?
>> YOU TALK ABOUT SQUASH
AND CARLY TALKS ABOUT ASPARAGUS?
>> WHAT?
>> YOU SEE,
THIS IS WHY CARLY AND ME
ARE THE CREATIVE ONES,
AND YOU'RE
THE TECHNICAL PRODUCER
WHO REALLY SHOULDN'T TALK
SO MUCH IN THESE MEETINGS.
>> CARLY.
>> LET'S TAKE A BREAK.
>> YEAH.
LET'S TALK ABOUT
HOW AWESOME IT IS THAT ACKERMAN
NEVER GIVES US HOMEWORK ANYMORE.
>> YEAH, WE REALLY OWE SPENCER.
>> BIG TIME.
>> CAN YOU BELIEVE
HOW MEAN ACKERMAN GOT
AFTER HER LAST BOYFRIEND
DUMPED HER?
>> OH, SHE WAS GONNA RUIN
OUR LIVES.
>> NO DOUBT.
WE'RE JUST LUCKY THAT--
>> HEY.
>> WHERE'S MISS ACKERMAN?
>> OH, SHE LEFT.
I DUMPED HER.
[MUSIC]
>> HEY, FREDDIE.
[MAKES SOUND]
>> I CAN'T TALK.
I'M TRYING TO PREPARE
FOR MISS ACKERMAN'S POP QUIZ
ON CHAPTER SEVEN.
>> WE'RE HAVING A POP QUIZ?
>> PROBABLY.
YOU SAW HOW SHE TREATED US
LAST TIME SHE GOT DUMPED.
>> OH MAN, HE IS RIGHT.
GIVE ME THAT THING.
I GOTTA START WRITING STUFF DOWN
ON MY ARMS.
>> HOW MUCH INFORMATION
CAN YOU WRITE ON TWO ARMS?
>> YEAH.
I'M GONNA NEED MORE SPACE.
I'LL BE IN THE BATHROOM.
>> WAIT, THE BOOK.
>> GET YOUR OWN BOOK.
>> THAT IS MY OWN--AH.
>> OOH, MISS ACKERMAN'S COMING.
BE COOL.
MAYBE SHE WON'T NOTICE US.
>> GOOD MORNING, CARLY.
GOOD MORNING, FREDDIE.
HOW ARE TWO
OF MY FAVORITE STUDENTS TODAY?
>> UH, FINE.
>> GOOD.
UH, YOU SURE ARE IN A GOOD MOOD.
>> YEAH, WHY WOULDN'T I BE?
>> WELL, WE SORT OF HEARD
THAT YOU AND SPENCER
BROKE UP LAST NIGHT.
>> OH, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.
WE JUST HAD A LITTLE SPAT.
NO, SPENCER AND I
ARE STILL VERY MUCH TOGETHER.
>> OH.
>> SO, NO POP QUIZ TODAY?
>> OF COURSE NOT,
YOU SILLY GOOSE PEOPLE.
>> HERE, TAKE YOUR BOOK.
I'M ALL SET.
>> YOU DON'T NEED TO BE.
>> WE JUST SAW MISS ACKERMAN.
NO POP QUIZ.
>> SO I DID THIS FOR NOTHING?
[MUSIC]
>> HI, WE NEED TO TALK.
>> SURE, IN A MINUTE.
I GOTTA FINISH PUMPING THE GUNS.
>> PUMP YOUR GUNS LATER.
MISS ACKERMAN'S ON HER WAY
OVER HERE.
SHE THINKS YOU TWO
ARE STILL DATING.
>> OH.
OH.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH THAT WOMAN?
>> SHE'S LOONY,
LOONY IN THE HEAD.
>> MAN, WHY DIDN'T YOU CALL
AND TELL ME?
I COULD'VE BEEN IN CANADA
BY NOW.
>> WELL, I DON'T THINK
CANADA'S GONNA--
[DOORBELL CHIMING]
[SCREAMING]
IT'S HER.
>> WHY COULDN'T I'VE BEEN BORN
WITH WINGS?
>> YOU'RE NOT A COCKATOO.
BE A MAN.
>> ALL RIGHT.
I'M GONNA SET THAT
LADY STRAIGHT.
>> NO.
>> RIGHT.
WHAT?
>> SPENCER.
>> WHAT HAPPENED?
>> DON'T UPSET HER?
>> BUT I DON'T WANNA GO OUT
WITH HER.
>> I KNOW.
TELL HER THAT,
BUT SAY IT NICELY AND SWEETLY
SO SHE DOESN'T RUIN OUR LIVES
IN SCHOOL.
>> OKAY, NICELY.
>> AND SWEETLY.
I'LL BE UPSTAIRS.
>> BOO.
[SCREAMING]
>> HI, LAUREN.
WHAT A SURPRISE.
>> SO WHERE SHOULD WE GO
FOR DINNER TONIGHT?
DO YOU LIKE ITALIAN FOOD?
>> YEAH, UH, BUT LAUREN--
>> I KNOW WE HAD
A LITTLE ARGUMENT,
BUT IT'S OKAY.
I'M NOT MAD AT YOU ANYMORE,
AND I BROUGHT YOU A PANDA PIG.
>> A PANDA PIG?
>> YEAH.
YOU SAID
YOUR TWO FAVORITE ANIMALS
WERE A PANDA BEAR AND A PIG.
SO I CUT OFF THE HEAD OF A PIG
AND I SEWED IT ONTO THE BODY
OF A PANDA BEAR.
FOR YOU.
>> UHH, THAT'S NOT WEIRD.
LAUREN, I DON'T WANNA GO OUT
WITH YOU ANYMORE.
>> SPENCER, I THINK YOU'RE JUST
OVERREACTING.
>> NO.
I THINK YOU'RE UNDER-REACTING.
SERIOUSLY,
I DON'T WANNA DATE YOU.
>> IF YOU'RE TRYING
TO TELL ME SOMETHING,
JUST SAY IT.
>> I DON'T WANT TO DATE YOU.
>> FINE.
THEN I'M JUST GONNA DO THIS.
>> THAT WAS A LOUD SLAM.
DID YOU BREAK UP WITH HER?
>> YUP.
SHE DIDN'T HANDLE IT WELL.
>> WERE YOU GENTLE AND SWEET?
>> YES, BUT SHE WASN'T.
[MUSIC]
>> OKAY, CLASS.
THIS POP QUIZ IS GOING TO COUNT
FOR 90 PERCENT
OF YOUR FINAL GRADE.
>> UH, MISS ACKERMAN,
YOU FORGOT TO GIVE ME A QUIZ.
>> THAT'S RIGHT,
BECAUSE I ALREADY GRADED YOURS.
>> YOU GIVE ME AN F
ON A QUIZ I NEVER TOOK?
>> THAT'S RIGHT.
F, F, F, F-ITTY, F, F.
>> OKAY, THAT IS JANK.
>> LIFE IS JANK
BECAUSE SOMETIMES,
CERTAIN LITTLE GIRLS' BROTHERS
DUMP YOU FOR NO GOOD REASON.
>> MISS ACKERMAN,
I DIDN'T MEAN TO--
>> THERE'S NO TALKING
DURING THE QUIZ.
>> BUT IT'S NOT MY FAULT.
>> THAT TEARS IT.
YOU GIVE ME 100 JUMPING JACKS.
>> HUH?
>> THAT'S SO NOT FAIR.
>> YOU TOO, FLAPJACK.
ONE HUNDRED JUMPING JACKS
WITH HER IN THE CORNER.
>> MAN, YOU'RE OFF YOUR NUT.
>> IS THAT SO?
WELL, THEN, I'M GONNA--
>> YEAH, YEAH.
I KNOW.
NOW, I GOTTA GO
DO JUMPING JACKS.
>> NO.
YOU ARE GONNA WASH MY CAR.
FASTER.
I WANT THOSE FASTER.
FASTER.
I WANNA SEE YOU SWEATING.
[MUSIC]
>> WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?
>> WE'RE GONNA TELL SPENCER
TO CALL MISS ACKERMAN
AND START DATING HER AGAIN.
>> NO, I'M NOT GONNA MAKE
MY BROTHER'S LIFE MISERABLE
JUST TO MAKE OURS EASIER.
>> COME ON.
HAVIN' A MISERABLE LIFE
IS NOT ALL THAT BAD.
SOMETIMES MY MOTHER LAUGHS.
>> WHY CAN'T SPENCER
JUST DATE HER?
>> 'CAUSE THE WOMAN'S
A BIG BOTTLE OF CRAZY SAUCE.
BUT--
>> BUT WHAT?
>> --I THINK I MIGHT KNOW A WAY
TO FIX THIS.
>> GOOD.
>> HOW?
>> "ICARLY."
>> OUR WEB SHOW?
>> NO, OUR POTATO FARM.
[MUSIC]
>> OKAY.
NOW TO CLOSE THE SHOW--
>> --WE'RE GONNA DO SOMETHING
A LITTLE DIFFERENT ON "ICARLY."
>> PLEASE SAY "HELLO"
TO SOMEONE YOU'VE MET
HERE BEFORE,
MY BIG BROTHER SPENCER.
[CHEERING]
>> THANKS FOR COMING, SPENCE.
>> DO YOU KNOW WHY YOU'RE HERE?
>> NO,
BECAUSE YOU WOULDN'T TELL ME
WHY I'M HERE.
>> THAT'S 'CAUSE
WE HAVE A LITTLE SURPRISE
FOR YOU.
>> OOH.
>> COME ON OUT HERE,
MISS ACKERMAN.
[CHEERING]
>> YEAH.
>> WHAT IS GOING ON?
>> JUST GO WITH IT.
>> OH.
>> ALL RIGHT.
THIS IS OUR HISTORY TEACHER
WHO VERY KINDLY AGREED TO APPEAR
ON OUR SHOW.
>> HELLO.
>> SPENCER AND MISS ACKERMAN
HAVE BEEN DATING.
>> BUT THEY'VE BEEN HAVING
SOME RELATIONSHIP PROBLEMS.
>> SO WE'RE GONNA TALK TO THEM.
>> AND THEN YOU GUYS
COULD VOTE ONLINE
RIGHT HERE AT ICARLY.COM--
>> --TO TELL US
WHETHER IT'S TIME FOR THEM TO--
>> I'M NOT COMFORTABLE
WITH THIS.
>> SHH.
SO SPENCER, WHY DO YOU FEEL
THAT YOU AND MISS ACKERMAN
ARE HAVING PROBLEMS?
>> WELL, SHE SEEMED NICE
AT FIRST, BUT THEN I REALIZED
SHE'S TOTALLY INSANE--
NOT MY TYPE.
>> AND MISS ACKERMAN,
WHERE DO YOU FEEL
THINGS WENT WRONG?
>> I DON'T KNOW.
I TRIED TO BE A GOOD GIRLFRIEND.
I BOUGHT HIM PRESENTS.
>> WHAT KIND OF PRESENTS?
>> WELL,
A CUSTOMIZED STUFFED ANIMAL.
OH, AND A BRAND NEW PEARPOD
WITH 500 SONGS ON IT.
>> WOW, A LOT OF SONGS.
YOU BUY 'EM ALL ON PEARTUNES?
>> NO, I JUST DOWNLOADED THEM
FROM ONE OF THOSE
MUSIC-SHARING WEBSITES,
BUT IT'S NOT ABOUT HOW MUCH
A PERSON SPENDS,
IT'S THE THOUGHT THAT COUNTS.
>> YOU MAKE A GOOD POINT.
>> OKAY, "ICARLY" VIEWERS.
IT'S TIME TO VOTE.
>> BUT I CAN'T--
>> RIGHT HERE AT ICARLY.COM.
>> JUST LOOK UNDER THE PICS
OF SPENCER AND MISS ACKERMAN--
>> AND VOTE MAKE UP--
>> --OR BREAK UP.
>> CAN I SAY ONE MORE THING
BEFORE THEY VOTE?
>> NO.
>> SIT DOWN.
[MUSIC]
>> IS THAT IT?
>> THAT'S IT.
>> WELL, WHAT'S THE VOTE?
>> THE "ICARLY" VIEWERS SAID
THAT YOU AND SPENCER SHOULD--
>> BREAK UP.
[CHEERING]
>> I'M DEEPLY SORRY.
>> YEAH, RIGHT.
>> LISTEN, WE KNOW YOU FEEL BAD.
>> WANT A BITE OF MY BURRITO?
>> NO.
AND IF THE VOTE SAYS
THAT WE SHOULDN'T BE TOGETHER,
THEN I HATE YOU
AND THE INTERNET.
OW.
>> OKAY, WHAT WAS THE POINT
OF ALL THIS?
NOW, SHE'S JUST GONNA BE MEAN
AND VICIOUS TO YOU GUYS
AT SCHOOL.
>> I DON'T KNOW.
>> LOT OF PEOPLE WATCH "ICARLY."
>> AND SOMETIMES--
>> --WE MAKE SURE
CERTAIN SPECIFIC PEOPLE WATCH.
>> HMM, YES.
YES, WE DO.
>> YOU GUYS ARE UP TO SOMETHING
AND I DON'T WANNA KNOW
WHAT IT IS.
[MUSIC]
>> I HOPE YOU ALL HAVEN'T MADE
ANY PLANS FOR THIS WEEKEND
'CAUSE YOU'RE GONNA BE UP
TO YOUR EYEBALLS IN HOMEWORK.
>> WHEN?
>> SOON.
>> AND TODAY, YOU WILL ALL WRITE
1,000 WORDS ON WHY MEN
ARE DIRTY, ROTTEN, STINKTACIOUS,
UNGRATEFUL--
>> LAUREN ACKERMAN.
>> YES, WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE?
>> FBI.
YOU ARE UNDER ARREST.
>> ARREST?
FOR WHAT?
>> FIVE HUNDRED COUNTS
OF ILLEGALLY DOWNLOADING MUSIC
ON THE INTERNET.
>> WELL, YOU HAVE NO PROOF.
>> YES, WE DO.
MA'AM.
I BELIEVE ALL THE PROOF WE NEED
IS ON THIS PEARPOD.
>> AND YOU ADMITTED IT
LAST NIGHT
ON THOSE KIDS' WEB SHOW.
>> WHICH WE RECORDED.
>> YOU SET ME UP.
>> THAT'S A LIE.
>> NO, WE SET HER UP.
>> OH, YEAH.
>> SO NOW, WHAT DO WE DO?
>> YEAH, WE SHOULD PROBABLY TELL
PRINCIPAL FRANKLIN
THAT OUR TEACHER'S
BEEN ARRESTED.
>> OR WE COULD GO ICE SKATING.
>> YEAH.
[MUSIC]
>> HEY, "ICARLY" PEOPLE.
YOU GUYS KNOW HOW YOU DO WAKE UP
SPENCER ON ICARLY.COM?
OKAY, WATCH ME WAKE UP MY DAD
WITH A BUCKETFUL
OF PING-PONG BALLS.
>> MATTHEW, KATIE.
MATTHEW,
COME BACK HERE RIGHT NOW.
>> MMM.
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